i'm emily

this dummy took benedryl PM before work instead of the normal shit. so i stood for 8 hours and drooled out of the left side my mouth while i made drinks which i kept spilling.

plus i think i drove through a tornado?

ugh. so i was watching the news and this girl i went to school school with is on because shes in this huge cooking competition in napa. like we were in the same class, she was ahead of me but i could still keep up with her. our teacher gave us special projects which was basically stuff out of grant achatz’s cook book. like i was good at this stuff and i knew what i wanted out of life. like i don’t know what i did in the past five years were i just gave up on everything i ever wanted.

she’s on abc and i’m at home watching breaking bad. never stop taking your meds.

males are lame.