March 2012
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this dummy took benedryl PM before work instead of the normal shit. so i stood for 8 hours and drooled out of the left side my mouth while i made drinks which i kept spilling.
plus i think i drove through a tornado?
February 2012
123 posts
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ugh. so i was watching the news and this girl i went to school school with is on because shes in this huge cooking competition in napa. like we were in the same class, she was ahead of me but i could still keep up with her. our teacher gave us special projects which was basically stuff out of grant achatz’s cook book. like i was good at this stuff and i knew what i wanted out of life. like i...
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males are lame.
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things that i think about, that make me feel...
open wounds
taking the pit out of an avocado
mayo
roller coasters
mold
shower floors
danger zone (40-140)
raw pork
pork
lunch meat
heights
getting a text/call from certain somebody
seafood in mayo
watching “the goonies”
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i hate that i’ve only told one person everything that’s happened.
i decided i’m spending all of my tax return on baseball tickets. cubs/brewers/maybe st. louis. bunch of games.
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oh. i’m gonna regret downing a whole bottle of wine in 15 minutes, in about 3.