i had a dream about donuts. it was wonderful.
my eyes look like puckered buttholes
my little homie anderson gets to leave the nicu to tonight! jackson comes home next!!!!!!!!
say hi during yoga time.
bring me beer?
i worked out today. it’s not like a resolution or anything. i have a doctors appt monday and when they tell me i’m a fat ass i can at least be like “i’m tryiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing”. i’m pretty content with my body. i’ve got nice titties, and in america, thats all that matters.
and prince fielder kind of broke my heart today.
i would like to die now. i’m the biggest shit fucking turd on the planet. i hate myself. god. jesus. fuck. fuck. fuck.
thornalmighty: still needs another verse and a chorus, but whatever. click and listen.
things i want for my birthday
-white cheddar cheez-its (family size, save a trip) -a weave (pat dat) -yantra mat -tylenol pm