August 2011
July 2011
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have major migraine
bitch brows all fucking day long
people best watch out
i just want to be comforted. i fell asleep at 8, woke up. fell asleep, and woke up again. i took some norco. i can’t wait to go back to school and to move and to meet new people. maybe i’ll meet a nice guy that has a dog and does nothing but watch netflix on the weekends. that’d be nice. find me a man tumblr?
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day drinking
lawn mowing
pooped out
i want to make a cake and frosting. but i don’t know what for. i just want to eat cake and frosting, cause i’m hongry. that is all.
i think
the only reason i stay on facebook is so my 30 year old cousin and i can send videos of ron swanson to each other
my best friend since kindergarten is moving to california tomorrow. we’re all supposed to hang out tonight. we’re the two girls of the group. so when i talked her last she’s like “the guys have to work the next day so nothing too crazy”. k good cause i work til 10 and i’ll be tired. so i try to get home fast and i text to see what the plan is. they’re at,...
-i feel like a retard
-talk to me
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ultrasounds
jelly for days
reasons why im nervous about culinary school
-the money
-i know it’s hard work, and this is a legit school not like the other one i went to, so you know.
-i have a low tolenernce for people in general. like if some kid walks up to me and tells me he wants to work with ferran adria or keller or achatz i might just punch him in the face. i really would. or if some girl is like i wanna make...
32 oz.
i hope they find something during the ultrasound on saturday. not like a baby or anything. i don’t want to be on that one show, “didn’t know i was knocked up” or something like that. but anyways like cysts or tumors i unno. then i can can get my shit scooped out and i can feel better. i just want to be golden.
my body hurts
every time i walk in this house the cat takes a massive dump, then goes to the other litter box and takes another one, then onto the next box. it smells
i’m hungry and i realize that’s gross after i talked about cat shit.
there’s nothing good on tv anymore, even cable.
i have to work tonight.
sleepy
one of those days
i would like to go to pitchfork sunday
i made an awesome sammich
i’m getting the heeby jeebies about the future mad style. can’t contain it.
i want to quit
i want to go on a vacation
i want to go to arizona. i want to go to castles and coasters, and cerreta candy, get some prickley pear taffy, and i want fernandos, and i want to hang out at the bell rec center, play a little...
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my cousins facebook status
“What am I going to do after tomorrow when there’s no more Q101?”
my response.
“listen to a better radio station like xrt”
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHH
now im gonna go sit shiva for rilo kiley
rilo kiley broke up. i need to stay home and mourn.
-it’s hot, i want to be naked in a pool because it’s hot and even a swimsuit is too much to wear. i’m sure that puts a great picture in your head.
-i want to sew an insulated pocket in my purse so my my ice cream snickers bar doesn’t melt
-those things are awesome.
ate too much pizza
asshole stole the outlet i was eyeing, jackass. first he takes my booth, now this shit?! this is war. i’m taking every last drop of coffee!
the power is out again. so i’m at panera stealing internet, again. the 9:30 crowd is quite rowdy. i keep telling the 70+ club to keep it down so i can do some work done. crazy kids. i bet they’re loitering at the 7-11 after this. it is free slurpee day ya know.
i think i sent the rough draft of my personal statement, in which i write things like “i attended harper college from blank to blank”. it’s not even formatted the right way. and i don;t even know how two totally completely different documents are saved as the same thing. i am a moron.
