i’m tired i’m achey i’m in pain i’ve been in pain i have pain killers i can’t take the pain killers because i don’t have my own personal driver i have to wait another 2 months to figure out whats up doctors really don’t seem to give two shits about what a 22 has to say about her own body 30 hour work weeks feel like 90 hour work weeks my next...
jimmyf28 asked: hey Emily
so how was your day?
so how was your day?
bring me a slice of chocolate cake from portillos?
i went 60 down residential streets, drove through giant puddles, and drove down a couple of blocked off roads to get to my doctors appointment on time this morning. i get to the reception desk only to realize that my appointment is for next week. …so much for being productive today.
ok i dont like going on dates. like i don’t want to sit down to dinner and talk because i suck at talking. let’s go for a walk or go grocery shopping so i have opportunity to strike up a conversation about fuji apples or something. or we can passionately discuss how horrible monsanto is. first dates suck. i’d honestly rather get a pap smear.
i bought enough four loko to fill my big gulp
sincesheleft: Rilo Kiley — “Portions for Foxes” ...
BIG GULP CUBS GAME my friday
daytrotter: i love you for posting lovefool on facebook
i’ve convinced myself that this guy doesn’t like me because of where i live. if i ever want to get laid again i should consider moving. which i am definitely considering.
ASK ME SOMETHING FUN
important question what kind of pizza should i order?
Online Dating in Chicago
singleinchicago: Any Chicago single gals using PlentyOfFish.com? I feel like a lot of NYC ladies are using it, but any experience from Chicagoans? Worth it? Thoughts? I’m thinking OkCupid is just getting too ridiculous. And I’m pretty sure I’ve made out with half the guys on there. my dad is on plentyoffish.com. nuff said?
alright, i hate adding friends on facebook. like i have this irrational fear that straight out of the gate their gonna write something totally inappropriate on my wall, and i will be mortified. news travels fast in my family. if my friend says something stupid, my cousin is on the phone with their mom, who calls my grandma, who calls my mom, who will then call me and its just crazy. i love you...
everyone is -getting married -having babies -graduating college -going to grad school -moving across the country i’m working at starbucks. shit needs to change, i have to change it.
i tried riding a bike, and i fell too often. but the good news is i found a scooter. not a sit scooter, but like a k2 kick/push/stand/handlebars. and i enjoy it. and i’m afraid to leave the driveway with it. i need to work on turning and not flying forward everytime i go over a crack. i plan on wasting my entire paycheck when i get it. i want to get a wii. the last game consule i owned...
i bought a body pillow today. i think i’m getting too comfortable with being alone.
i want to move, preferably ukrainian village. some place somewhat near goose island in case i decide i do want to go school. i wish i could afford to live by myself. but i can’t. i probably could, but then id be broke and starving and stuff and thats never any fun.
i’m sure i’ll kill myself by monday. who wants my record collection?
i want to complain about my day, but i won’t.
you wanna know what i’m thinking about doing this week. buying a wine cube. target also has those mini ones that look like juice boxes. perfect for gettin a crunk at work huh. im white, we both know it.
That speech could have only been improved if Obama...
i made the most amazing lasagna for dinner tonight. just thought you would like to know.