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so im in arizona.i climbed a couple of trees today and im hiking up camelback mtn tomorrow. it doesnt smell as good as i remember. fredricos is gone, so is ace hardware. there whattaburger and in and out, and jack in the box. ive never been there. so which one do i go to?
help me pack
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“Brasky’s semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator...”
“They use Brasky’s foreskin as a tarp when it rains at Yankee Stadium.”
“If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky’s nipple, it plays the Beach...”
real fucking tamales
50 lbs of pork shoulder has been cut up. fat has been rendered for lard. 2 bags of chile anchos, 5 lbs of tomatillos, 1/4lb of jalepenos, seven 5 lb tubs of masa have been purchased today. like shit is serious. do or die.
GONNA MAKE THAT MASA FLOAT!
-visit busia+dzia
-get coffee
-clean my room
-pack sorta
-bills
-steal the bag of bagels back from the dog
i think. i have. the flu. dun dun dunnnnnnn!
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im always afraid im going to slice my lip up with a mcflurry spoon.
anyways. beer+calamari=best night ever
dios mio
just let the next two weeks fly by so i can go be in arizona and hike in the mountains and play golf and go to casltes and coasters and drink and eat pizza all day err’day. and swim.
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what does one do in the desert for new years eve?
bad dream.
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