January 2011
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i’m closing again tonight.
i have netflix now
what should i watch?
things
i had a dream last night that i got netflix and my uncle died, then my cousin went benjamin button on us and was back down to baby size and he crapped on me. my uncle is still alive so that’s good. i think this is a sign i need to get netflix.
it’s cold out. i heard that we’re going to get like 15 inches of snow. i’m ok with that.
i have the 6th to 11th off. i think i...
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call me a snob, but i like my swiss miss with milk.
this is disappointing.
“i was holding in a snart”
period fairy?
i wish.
if you want a buh-ree-to babayyyy
jams.
i want to go spend all my money on useless crap.
KatyDidSays: I used to say it all the time. “I’m... →
katydidsays:
I used to say it all the time. “I’m done.” Or “I can’t do this anymore.” I said it so often it didn’t even mean anything. The words carried the weight of a paperclip and they were worth about as much.
“We’re done.” “That’s it.” “It’s over.”
Or, “We’re done that’s it, it’s over.”
Said…
jesus christ, this guy must be like an axe murderer or something because even after last night, he still wants to go to the movies with me. i need to go buy a flask or bum some vicodin.
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the cubs play the yankees this year
i don’t get the 13 pack thing.
if you get it, explain it please.
maybe we can go halfsies?
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i hate how you start liking someone new finally and your talking and hes like
im allergic to nuts
:) ok not bad, still like him
…and fresh cut grass
:l really? i enjoy cutting grass, like i would do it professionaly.
.…and dogs
:( hell no, my dog is my life. and it’s like all gone
or when you want to tell him you have to pee, but then you realize he isn’t the...
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why i might be a loser
i’m watching a beyonce concert thing. on a dvd, that i own. on a saturday night.
i might have made a okcupid profile
i know the words to ‘irreplaceable’
i’m making brownies (this makes me cool)
i can’t wait to move to rhode island. the first thing i’m going to do when i get there is go fishing. i’ve never been fishing before. i’ve been buying nautical themed clothes just for this occasion. well nautical themed socks. lobsters and anchors. i want to go sailing too. i’m making a mental list.
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no one get’s my humor
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send some vicodin my way
or any other strong drugs because this is day two of ‘killer migraine 2011’. i should probably give this migraine a name. it’s gonna stick around for days. ed gein, killer migraine.
it’s too cold to be alone.
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i’ve got 40bucks and a stolen costco card.
the world is my oyster.