“no longer does it matter what circumstances we were born in”
—
July 2010
the thing i hate most about college
is that in the beginning everyone that works there is like “oh i’m here for you if you need any help. my door is always open.” then one day when you go to seek help you wait a good two hours only to realize the counselor/advisor cant even help you. so you walk out of the office with a handful of papers you already printed of the college’s website, and shes waving bye with a “oh i shat myself, i hope she didn’t notice” smile.
lesson’s learned: invest in a coloring book for the long waits, and just figure shit out yourself.
Listen
Pavement - Something (Beatles Cover)
Thought process upon listening: Okay, so Pavement covering the Beatles? This is interesting. Oh, but it’s Just Steven Malkmus playing acoustic guitar really shittily.
Oh wait! Now EVERYONE is “singing” and doing Pavementey mumble-singing background vocal interjections, which is kind of hilarious.
But wait! Is that WAH-WAH GUITAR?! No! It’s PAVEMENT MAKING CAT NOISES!!!
Pavement making cat noises [arguably] in tune. This is the best thing EVAR!
best episode of seinfeld ever.
Lull
Andrew Bird
lull- andrew bird
being alone it can be quite romantic
like jacques cousteau underneath the atlantic
a fantastic voyage to parts unknown
going to depths where the sun’s never shone
and i fascinate myself when i’m alone
you could have just said 'hi'
hey i think i left a blowjob at your house, can i swing by and get it? how do i even respond to this?
Listen
Bright Eyes - Land Locked Blues
“Sometimes I imagine what it would be like to be a woman. I have a full-length mirror in my bathroom, and before I get dressed I will tuck myself between my legs just to see. And, um, it’s uncomfortable. So maybe I do understand.”
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Michael Scott
takotsubo cardiomyopathy
i’m keeping busy. cleaning, as suggested. the pibil is in the oven and it’s going to take another two hours, so i’m watching ‘royal pains’ and webmd self diagnosing myself. fun, right?
going grocery shopping
i think i’m going to try and conquer cochinita pibil this weekend. i think i’ll make some tortillas too.
