is that in the beginning everyone that works there is like “oh i’m here for you if you need any help. my door is always open.” then one day when you go to seek help you wait a good two hours only to realize the counselor/advisor cant even help you. so you walk out of the office with a handful of papers you already printed of the college’s website, and shes waving bye with a “oh i shat myself, i hope she didn’t notice” smile.
lesson’s learned: invest in a coloring book for the long waits, and just figure shit out yourself.
best episode of seinfeld ever.
hey i think i left a blowjob at your house, can i swing by and get it? how do i even respond to this?
i’m keeping busy. cleaning, as suggested. the pibil is in the oven and it’s going to take another two hours, so i’m watching ‘royal pains’ and webmd self diagnosing myself. fun, right?
i think i’m going to try and conquer cochinita pibil this weekend. i think i’ll make some tortillas too.